Oh, Sheep, I Love Thou

dredsina:

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

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jeffblimissylar:

Do you know who I think is the ugliest girl in school?

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That Hermione Granger

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You know what I’d give her on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1… 1 would be the ugliest and then 10 is pretty…

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I would give her

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an 8

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An 8.5

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Or 9

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Not over a 9.8

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Because there is always room for improvement

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Not everyone’s perfect like me

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That’s why I am holding out for a 10

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Because I’m worth it

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theemptystars:

#STILL THE BEST JOKE ON HIMYM EVER

idk that finale was a pretty big joke

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swan2swan:

glennoconnell:

Elsa no

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pitchmon:

louipeeta:

pitchmon:

when u type ‘yip’ instead of ‘yup’

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Is that the buffalo thing from Avatar

HIS NAME IS APPA YOU UNCULTURED LITTLE SON OF A SHIT

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hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

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